Subject:   [adventure!] Montpellier Carnaval

Date:   2/27/2004 10:21:37 AM

 

 

 

Howdy friends and family,

 

I'm back in Montpellier and waiting for a train after a strange set of

coincidences (and a thorough lack of understanding of the french train

system). Spent the last couple of days in Carcasonne, a beautiful town with

an old sectoin that is a beautiful castle inside which is a fantastic youth

hostel. Unfortunately, outside of which is snow. At least that was the

prediction this morning as I quickly packed and headed for the train.

 

Oh, before I forget. In my last email I called many of you a bunch of

going-to-bed-by-11:00-non-party-animals. If you were offended by that

remark, please keep in mind that I was not referring to you, but someone

else on this list.

 

So, when I was here in Montpellier last, I discovered to my delight that it

was Mardi Gras. I wasn't sure what that meant, so that evening I headed

down to the main square (Place de Comedie) in search of hubbub. On my walk

there, I was encouraged to see many people dressed up in silly costumes,

with painted faces and some with props. When I got to a little street that

led to the square, there was a parade coming! I stood aside while groups of

people walked slowly by with drums, big barrels, other (mostly homemade)

percussion instruments, and of course, horn sections, making a huge amount

of noise and a constant rythm that hushed and swelled causing people to jump

around and dance and kiss eachother. So much energy!

 

Of course everyone was drinking, but everything was so peaceful and happy,

and there were so many laughing smiling people, it was hard to predict what

was about to happen (i'm trying for suspense here).

 

Well, what happened between the passing (of me, not dying) of the second and

third bands, was that I got to witness a spectacular parade 'float' that I

called the 'Spinning Mary and Jesus Martini Mobile'. A couple of French

guys were pushing along a float which had, in a sort of plexiglass box, a

lifesized mannequin of the virgin Mary. She was wearing a white dress and

just generally looking virginy. I noticed the box was supported by a rod

that passed through the centre of each side, and through Mary's hips,

supporting her in the middle and making the box rotatable. I waited.

 

Eventually they spun Mary backwards, and as her dress went flying up over

her head, I noticed that there was a baby doll (I think it was that guy from

that controversial movie) nailed to the bottom of the box. Ah, the French!

Behind Mary (or rather now in front of upside-down Mary) there were two

upside down bottles attached to the float's frame from which these guys were

making and dispensing martinis.

 

Anyway, I follwed the tail of the parade into the square where the bands

seperated (to avoid musical interference) and continued playing among the

(let me stress) HAPPY crowd. I had noticed that the only sort of police

presence was a solitary security guard who was standing nervously in front

of his security car, which was essentially a security Chevette. After about

45 minutes of revelry in the square however, the real police arrived and

headed slowly through the crowd. They reached the centre of the activity

and pulled a couple of people away toward the cars. The crowd booed, in a

cheerful way and yelled 'fascists! fascists!', which I think is French for

'aw, come on'.

 

The response of the police was to shoot tear gas pucks and these other

things that spit out sparks in a particular way that makes people very

afraid. Only, they shot the tear gas over the heads of the shouting people

and into the crowds of people who were still laughing and drumming and not

really paying much attention to the police. The effect was to a bunch of

drunken, startled, and subsequently angry people. Bottles were thrown.

More tear gas and sparky things. Until eventually the crowd left. I

haven't yet figured out why the tear gas and sparky things were deployed. I

headed back to the hostel to read my book.

 

Setting the controls for the heart of the sun,

jay